Pirates are something to fear on the sea

Happy Valentines Day everybody! It's been a loooong time since I posted last. Sorry for abandoning you people for so long. Do you want to know a secret? I LOVE Valentines day even though I have never had someone to officially call my "Valentine" on the day. What is not to love about it? You get to make other people feel good all day long and there is a tone of candy (much of it chocolate) to eat! Plus it's another excuse to be all artsy! See it's Great!

But for all of you that have sour grapes, here is the idea I had for a different Valentine catch phrase.
"I may be bitter, but you sure are SWEET!"